The OnlyAmbos Drop

Wearable lore for people who keep their gloves on. Coming soon โ€” get on the list before the first drop sells out.

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Tee ยท v1

"6 Figures. 0 Filters." Tee

$32

Black tee, gold foil print. The flagship. Wear it on shift, wear it after shift, wear it to court.

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Sticker

"Trauma Kit: Gucci Edition" Sticker Pack

$12

5 vinyl stickers. Slap 'em on your kit, your tumbler, your station fridge. Mostly waterproof. Mostly.

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Mug

"Caffeine Prescription" Mug

$18

14oz black ceramic. Gold logo. Refilled exclusively at the nearest hospital break room (BYO Folgers).

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Hat

"Hero Status: Renewed" Cap

$28

Snapback. Embroidered OnlyAmbos checkmark. For when your job is done but the shift isn't.

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Bundle

"Premium Member" Bundle

$69

Tee + Stickers + Mug. The full kit. Free shipping inside the U.S. Save $11 vs buying separately.

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Limited

'04 Ford Ambo Wrap Sticker

$8

A tiny version of the real wrap. Slap one on your privately-owned vehicle. Get pulled over. Make new friends.

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Get the Drop Alert

First drop ships when we hit 500 subscribers. Get on the list now โ€” first 50 get 25% off and a free sticker pack.

* Free shipping over $50 inside U.S. International ships at cost.

Have a merch idea? Email hello@onlyambos.com โ€” the wackier, the better.